Only in Bali can you:

walk in and get a massage at sundown in a little “storefront”
While motorcycles and cars speed by
While cocks crow
While your “therapist” (who has really good hands) fields a call on her cell phone while your face is down in the table
And then proceeds to text message while gently working your neck.

Only in Bali do you get a pedicure in a regular chair while the esthetician sits on the floor
And uses a hair dryer to dry your nails
And has to turn off the 13 inch tube TV before using it because the fuse will blow.

Only in Bali do you get this one of a kind ambiance and unforgettable life experience.