
After spending a lifetime in the air to get here, we settled on “The Convenient Way To Fly” — Aeroline. Big cushy leather seats, personal touch pad entertainment with b-run movies (be sure to check out 7 Days in Utopia), free bottled water, a sandwich and danish, complementary headphones, pillow, blankets and a waiter.

Oh, and it’s a double decker where all the passengers sit on the upper floor. Great way to feel like your flying. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking from the driver’s seat. We have reached our cruising altitude of 2 m at a highly fluctuating speed circa 110 km/hr. We hope you enjoy your Aero-quasi-flight.”

Hell, for 90 ringgit you can’t friggin’ beat it!

The rest area is an interesting sight. It’s like a flea market food court farmer’s market. With bathrooms that are outdoors. Where you can pop a squat then hose yourself down.
